I heard these jokes recently and just felt like putting it in my blog cause when I was younger I would tell jokes at random time and expect people to tell me a joke back so three men walk into a bar and the fourth one ducked, I hope people understand that. I forgot alot of jokes I did know so I wondered if people know funnier jokes, and they better be funny cause I know funny things happen to people so just leave it as a comment and it better not be so long that I'll forget about it in ten minutes cause I hate that its frustrating.

Whats Wrong With People?

I know that some people might be thinking that nothing is wrong with them but we all know theres something wrong with everything. A lot of people know that for a fact, but for some they could be in denial and that's one of there problems, well that's kind of a paradox. (That reminds me of a frog I learned about over the weekend. Its called the paradox frog cause the tad pole is bigger than its parents and I don't know why or how but it shrinks then there tadpoles are bigger then them. That reminds me of something else I learned about but I'll put that in a different post.) Some peoples problems are that, well I don't what there problems are other then there abusive. And over the weekend I was watching the animal channel a lot and it was a countdown of the top ten most interesting stories about animals. The story about Michael Vick was number seven.
I heard about his dogs and the show about them and it seemed like something, well I can't even describe it but I heard that buried the dogs in the yard and pretty much everywhere. And one of or it might have been all the girls but he had a professional pull out all of the teeth by a professional so she won't attack the males. I heard about on a show that guys in I think Pennsylvania had a whole building of dogs and shot all of the dogs and didn't get arrested for it cause its legal there. I think that if you do that you should get arrested for murder. Cause if its human or not its still murder. Truthfully if you kill a animal of any species its important. Why do people not care about insects they still live. Why is killing a insect less important than than killing anything.
Once I wrote about the thought of me stepping on a bird and how guilty I felt. But I don't think its the same with bugs. Truthfully I think I would feel more guilt if I killed a monkey or rhino then I would killing a human. I know that might seem weird or psychopathic but I don't know, the screams are different. I'm talking about to much murder.
I just wanted to post about something I saw on t.v. in Long Island last summer there was this thing they found on a beach they called it "The Montag Monster" after the beach or city they found it in. These two girls found it and took pictures of it and I couldn't find them and people might be disgusted. There were all these theories like its "The Lockness Monster". Some people thought that it was owned by someone who was a part of dog fights and just threw it into the ocean cause they found a small patch of fur on its ankle. A lot of people think that it was another species. I don't think it is cause there's also an animal shelter up shore that's expected to have done experimentation on pets. That's another reason to not want to go to the beaches in New York or anywhere cause it's weird to have something fury and smooth and scaly rub on your leg.

Obama is the new president, Biden is his vice and Hilary is the secretary. Since Obama won the primaries a lot of people have said that they regret that they didn't make Hilary president. I just wondered if Obama, or anyone would have became president if he wasn't African American like what if the person running for president was Chinies. I'm not thinking that that was the only reason he won cause people wanted change and he already changed history. Everyone thinks Obama is to inexperienced to be president. I'm not sure. I know that he was only in the senate for two years but I think that if that mattered the person in the senate for the longest would be president. I wonder who that is and how long they were in the senate for. It was probably along time but I'm to lazy to look it up. But I heard a Irish guy ran for president back in the mid nineteen hundreds. Well it doesn't matter who he is just what he can do for the country. I heard he will try to stop dependence on foreign oil so it won't cost so much. That should help the national economy but I just wondered if that would help the global economy. They actually say to use hybrids to use a lot less gas. I heard about a new car coming out in I think a year or two and it runs on both oil and electricity and it goes pretty fast and far but I forgot what its called. I'm going off topic so I just thought about how Obama will be in the white house in a mounth and wondered if people cared about that any more. I think that Obama will try to stop the war but I still have doubt cause, well I can't tell you why. Don't get me wrong I'm a little proud and I know there is probably a solution to all of this countries prablems but I don't know what I'm saying. Its probably hard to be a president its hard to be a general, an accountant and a politician. I don't want to be a president it seems to wierd. Well alot of things seem "wierd" and simple. It seems simple if your good with networks and accounting or pretty much anything and that's the economy. You don't need to be an economist to know that but it helps.
One reason why I would hate to be president is cause I would have to be a public speaker. I hate speaking in public and I would hate to write speeches. I wonder how long it takes to write one speech. I wonder why most presidents are married like they have to be. There was one president that wasn't but most people don't know about him and there's also rumors about him. But there's a question I've been wondering for about a year. Why do men where tuxedos?

Anyone who did anything in the past I'll say eight months. But we know its probably been years. People always save for months or years then buy it but they can't efford it and go into debt. I think its usually like a car or a house. Banks aren't lending money to anyone any more not even each other so now people aren't paying there bills cause they don't have the money. Since there not paying and the banks aren't lending the morgage companies and car companies are failing. Although I don't watch the news all the time ,barely at all, I still follow the stocks. I have for about three or four years. But not really the whole stock market only four and dow. Sometimes I check random stocks just to check what people are buying and what business are doing. I usually check the oil which has been going down. Now it costs between, I think two dollars and fourty cents to three dollars and twenty cents in some places.

something I was thinking about

Disney changed the stories to make it suitable for kids. Some of the stories would make you think of all the crazy things in the world. All the terrible decisions that people do to be with other people. Like in Pocahontas she hides from her friends and family to be around John Smith a man sixteen years older than her. She betrayed her tribe to be around someone she shouldn't have been. But she saved her tribe. Another story that was more obvious of the things kids can do is Pinocchio. All the kids go with a carnival to an island where they smoke, drink, gamble and eat alot. You can remember the rest. I have no idea if they changed the story or not but its still pretty bad but funny if you know what happened next. The main reason why I did this post is cause of the little mermaid. It was a old english legend about a mermaid who wanted to meet a man and went to a witch and asked to be able to walk. The witch said yes under three conditions. The first one was that the witch kept her voice. The second and I personally wouldn't agree to this, was that at every step she took it would feel like she was walking on knives. The third was that if the guy stopped loving her she returned to the ocean, I'm not sure but it could have been when she got wet but, when she would die. I wouldn't agree to that and I don't think anyone would.

Not My True Confessions

It was right there that staring light from the glow on top of it. White and black and gray. Just for argument I'm not saying that this is my confession but this might be what I would do if I were to steal a computer from my school.
That day was slow for me, my days are usually slow but that day was one of those days that you would kill yourself. It was the end of the day and there was nothing better to do. So I went into the Internet cafe and as usual my computer wasn't there so I used someone else's and sat at the table. It was just sitting there open and alone on the table with no one sitting in front of the screen. I sat next to it as calmly as I possibly could, but it bothered me. I slowly turned it and saw that someone was on google. They were searching for ways to stop being bored. I closed it and looked up everyone got up and left I put both of the computers back and then walked away.
After school I went back. I sat on the table in the back of the room. Then waited and waited. That was when I finally stopped shacking and got the courage to stand. I first got my computer and then a few minutes later after opening my computer I made sure no one was looking, got up snatched the laptop and then placed it in the seat next to me then slid it underneath the table. A few minutes later I slowly looked around the room and there wasn't anyone looking at me but they could have. I opened my bag as fast as I could without making noise and slid it into space in my bag intended to hold a laptop. I always wanted a reason for that space instead of holding books.
Fifteen minutes later I stood up straight turned off my computer and realized that I kept dropping at every step and correcting myself by standing up straight and repeated. As I walked up the stairs I imagined all of the possible things that could go wrong and if nothing did. I could have fell that moment and the weight of the things in my bag crushing a bone in my body. Then out of pain screaming and fearing that someone would come. Got up and ran through the pain falling and falling at every step and ran.
I got tired of running. My leg was tense and I felt like I was floating and stood still hungry and bored. I wanted to use it in front of other people so I went into a restaurant peeled the bar code and anything else that made it look like it wasn't mine. I quickly pulled it out of my bag and opened it. I started shacking again. I opened it and got a drink. Then I was happy till I spilled my drink on the lap top. I was so mad I thought of where to hide it at home in my closet or in the river. I knew it wouldn't work if I dried it cause I didn't have a charger. I was impatient and wasn't thinking so I threw it in the river.

Teens like having jobs whether they need it or not. It gives them independence but school could be considered as a job to. Having a job and going to school probably is hard, I don't know cause I haven't tried. But some have to work. They would leave in April and come back in October to go North and work on a farm all summer and fail school because they couldn't finish school. They would eventually drop out of school cause it was to much for them. But MET (Motivation, Education, and Training) help stop kids from dropping out cause they stop fast food restaurants from buying food from farms who use kids to plant food. I don't thing people should have to work if they don't want to and they shouldn't have to work for less then minimum wage and if you didn't know, which you should, minimum wage is 6.55.

Tattoos

I don't have any thing against tattoos but I think to a lot of people tattoos are socially unaccepted. But to others, they may like tattoos. For me I don't like tattoos on peoples faces cause its to distracting. Like I heard of a few people trieing to cover there whole body with tatoos. For the artists who do art like that I respect cause a lot of people can't duplicate a picture well and for them to be able to do it to every one who asks skin is a great thing. But I don't want one. It seems painful and time consuming and I wondered what's the difference between a tattoo, true art and graffiti.

I've been working for hours trieing to collect gold in the dimmly lit mine theres were more and more people coming in each week . I've been digging in the side of the mountain. Mercury was put on my hands before I went to work. Gold sticks to my hands. Some kids have went deaf, blind, hard time walking, and they have a hard time walking. I know its bad but I need the money. I just don't have enough money to support my family. My parents also work but it still wasn't enough so I walked for days away from my family to another mine to dig gold. After not seeing outside for what felt like days I finally found a few flakes of gold. I couldn't move cause it was to painful for me to take a step And I was tired & hungry. Once I tried to steal some gold and I got caught and they beat me when I got caught, I don't know why I did it I just did. About eight months later I tried again and have been doing it ever since. In case I ever wanted to escape I know an underground river that goes through the mountain. Its scary
but I think I will be alive after the rebellion.

Hurricane Ike

A few days ago hurricane Ike went through Texas. They tried to rescue the people but alot of people wouldn't there homes cause they said they didn't have anywhere else to go. Ike blew out the windows of skyscrapers. It cut the power to millions of houses and the water its probably everywhere like what happened during Katrina. As they did during Katrina people went to the store and cleared the shelves. Some left the city, some didn't didn't want to leave there house. Some had guns to protect themselves. I'm not sure what for. If a strong hurricane hit NY I don't know if I would leave.